Updated with your notes: the octane and the grade words step into the background, the prices sit on one line, nothing says "soon", the top grade is 99 (nothing is ever 100), and the top seat is Autopilot so it never collides with Let Go Boss, the community. The seat words say who pumps; Fuel Club is the station's rewards card; Managed is the seat where you never leave the car: full service, by humans and bots.
Why this works: a pump is the one place everyone on earth has chosen a grade by number and a word, without a manual. "You pump", "we pump with you", "full service" are the three honest sentences behind the three seats, and they were said at gas stations for fifty years before we said them. The words on the buttons are ours; the pump is the decal around them.
The octane numbers are real US pump grades (87 regular, 89 plus, 93 premium) and 99 is race fuel; nothing is ever 100, so the ladder always has room above. The number does the ranking silently, so the words can stay human. If the theme ever goes electric, the same decals read in kilowatts: 7, 22, 150, 350 kW, and nothing else changes.
| Word | Said on a call | Reads as a fuel plan? | Verdict |
|---|---|---|---|
| Full Service | "You're on Full Service: stay in the car." | Yes: the pump island had a Full Service lane for fifty years; every buyer over thirty knows the sign, and everyone else reads the words. Honest: we do all of it. | Recommended |
| Premium | "You're on Premium." | Yes, but it is the grade word, not a promise; it was the old name and it says "costs more", not "we drive". | Runner-up; the decal already says premium at 93 |
| Super | "You're on Super." | A pump word (Super Unleaded), but it sounds like a cereal too. | No |
| Captain | "You're on Captain." | No: a person, not a grade; Captain Crunch. | Out, your note |
The ladder, said in one breath: Dream · Club · Coach · Co-Pilot · Managed · Autopilot (fully said: Fuel Club, and Managed, full service). Three of those are pump words already (Fuel, Full Service, and the grades behind them); the other three are who is with you.